Tony take 2

Hi Tony here again,
( mom is being lazy)
Mom and Ingrid ( her friend that sings with her sometimes) made bracelets today. I helped. Actually I waited for them to set it up..........and then made my grand entrance to lie down on top of everything.
There were many things involved. Buttons, beads, leather, wire, tape, (or Wtf is this stuff as I like to call it), button boxes and cans.........all needed to be inspected and approved or thrown on the floor.
I developed a real knack for throwing stuff on the floor. Some things needed to be punished first..........keeping it straight was my job. Yup its a gift.
This has been a tough week for us cats here at chez Mathews. It was cold. Really cold and then, it was hot. You see when the heat came back on I guess it was necessary to put it on high. For like ever. I don't wear a watch ( I have no thumbs so it is useless) so it seemed like it was for like days. Ok maybe not. If I had a watch I would throw it on the floor. Just because I can.
Mom cooked a chicken tonight. I was a little irritated until I realized it was not catnip she was putting on it. Something like herbs de Provence. No catnip in that. I would still roll in it. Because I can.
Mom got mad at my Papa tonight ( her daddy). Mom didn't want him to eat the old ice cream. She is convinced that all the food in the fridge needs to be thrown out before we all die of botulism. So mark her words.......if something happens well......then she was right.
Sometimes it hurts my head when I try to understand my mom.
It's been about 2 months since I came to live here.
Something's I have learned:
1) they are crazy here.
2) mom sings a lot. I am learning to sing. Two AM is the best time to try this. I am not as good as Mom but I am louder.
3) there is a lot of love in this house. Sometimes too much. They laugh a lot here too.
4) there is no shortage of food. Even though I still feel the need to cover my dish up with anything I can find.
5) when mom says no....she means no. Not maybe, ok sometimes it's maybe, and sometimes I can head butt her........see rule 6
6) I have found that when you head butt someone's hand or forehead and do a chirp thing ( like those irritating birds that live outside the living room window) people will talk in a funny voice to you. Once again I claim superiority.
7) ok this is weird, there are icicles that form sometimes from the roof and water drips off of them. When I sit on the table in the window, they drip in front of me.
No matter how hard I try, I can't catch them. It's like they are in another dimension or something and I can't reach them. My head hurts when I think about them.
8) I may say meow but I am thinking so much more
9) I may be back to guest host again sometime.

Mom says I have to end with
G'day to down under and goodnight to the north!

I prefer my own words of wisdom.:
If it irritates you....throw it on the floor. If it's already there, roll on it.