A One Night Stand...Really!

My dad is quite the character. For Halloween, he decided to dress up as the most literal meaning of “a one night stand.” This picture displays his masterpiece. One hour before we decided that we were going to this party, my dad disappeared into the basement. Once ready to leave, we realized we hadn’t seen him in a while and began calling his name. My dad came charging up the basement steps in what appeared to be some sort of cardboard box outfit. Now thoroughly confused, we asked my dad what he had been doing all this time and what was he supposed to be. My dad spun around and loudly proclaimed, “I AM ONE NIGHT STAND!” We couldn’t stop from laughing at him. His double meaning costume was tacky, yet extremely funny at the same time. Who else in the entire world would have the sense to put on a cardboard box, glue an alarm clock, cups, and tissue box to the top, wear a lamp shade on their head, and spray paint the box “one night stand” in bright orange on the front. My dad was the highlight of the entire party to say the least. He gave new meaning to the words “one night stand.”