Lego Saga part whatever

Ladies and Gentleman, after much debating, auditioning, too-ing and fro-ing, we finally have here for your enjoyment, Santa, Johnny Cash (or maybe Elvis or Ry Orbison), Sidney and Tim.. collectively they are.....


Tim: Bugger. We haven't got a name!

Sidney: Hmmm, this is a conundrum.

Tim: I'll tell you what. Seeing as the guy writing this blog is a little pushed for time and has already wasted too much playing with what is essentially a childs toy, why don't we open it up to the floor?

Sidney: Good Idea.

Tim: Thank you. So if you're one of the three people who read this Lego saga we'd like you to suggest a band name for us. It can't be anything that suggests we're soft or that we prefer the company of young men.

Sidney: It has to be punk as fook, something like The Safety Pin Bastards, or Run Like The Wind The Bastards Are Coming, or Shit! It's Sidney and The Hard....

Tim: Alright Sidney just because you took Chief Wiggums head off with an axe.

Sidney: The irony is I did it over a saxophone that we didn't even use in rehearsal. Now what song shall we sing?

Johnny Cash: Hello I'm Johnny Cash

Tim: Oh noo.......

So what songs will they sing? What will they be called? Will we ever find out the Stig identity?

This and more answered sometime after now and before 2020.