Icy puddle

True story: when the fifth person in the space of two minutes walked past on this little-used country lane, and gave me the special look you apply to a woman standing with her nose on the tarmac and her backside pointing to the heavens photographing a puddle, I said "Strangely enough, when I conceived this shot, this road was deserted." At which, her dog jumped up and punched me in the mouth.

Admittedly, it wasn't my wittiest quip.