Paddys Day.

"Da...."
"Wha'...."
"DA!!!!!...."
"WHA'!!!!!!!"
"Gissa sup, willya???"
"A sup a wha???"
"Yer Guinness"
"No fuckinway, boss, too small for this shite"
"But me Ma does give it to me..."
"Does she fuck, mo leanbh"
"She fuckin does, Da, every time Uncle Liam comes to our house"
"You dont have an Uncle Liam, mo chroi..."
"I do, Da, and he comes to de gaff when you do be at work, and De Mammy gives me Guinness cos she says it helps my darlin head sleep, when Uncle Liam is in our gaff, cleanin out the pipes, he says...."
"Fox ache..."

In bambino veritas.