Away again

As a grown up I expect a double bed.

As an English man I'm likely to complain. To anyone.

Anyone other than the hotel. If they ask how my stay was I'll say fine. Just like last time I was here when I spent two days living off Pork Pies and Coke bought from tbe local Budgeons because the food is terrible here too.

In fact I'm looking forward to my pork pie tomorrow evening. I do hope Budgeons haven't sold out otherwise I'm stuck with nine hour old sandwiches rejected by every other consumer to finger their packet that day.

Nobody wants that. I'd rather starve.