'Spend A Penny' or £450

I bet you were wondering when my blips were going to become 'lavatorial',and 'Below the Belt'well as you may or may not know I have been decorating over the road at my neighbours house, and have now finished,looks good incidentally,Anyway G loves the car boot sales [as do I] I dont know what you call them over the pond ?Trunk sales or garage sales,but at one of these boot sales G bought a loo seat[as pictured] it was boxed and new and the person wanted £4 for it.Always with an eye for a bargain G snaps it up and promptly brings the seat to the throne home.His wife P looks it up on 'Tinternet' as she was not familiar with the make and low and behold the retail price of this is £450 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I kid you not.
Their 14 year old Grand daughter told her nanny and grandpa that they were silly using THIS loo seat because they could have put it on an Auction website sold it and bought a 'Normal' priced' seat and made a few spondooliks {Kids are so clever arent they?} but she was right.
Anyway the snap for all the world to see is my neighbours loo and before you ask,no it has no 'Special'features its just a 'bog normal' loo seat