A series of unfortunate events

A series of unfortunate events-(of course not important in comparison to the natural disasters of the world though.

(1) ok first I drop my purse down the loo ?(wrote about this some where a few blips back)

(2) then I wore stupid lacy tights which rubbed against my feet and boots and cut my feet so badly it numbs to walk, still not healed ?

(3) Friday night a pipe in the boiler bursts in the night, had to call emergency boiler repair man ?

So that should be three terrible things right?? these things happen in 3's right??
apparently not : (

I've been sporting a rather yeti look lately by way of not de-hairing my legs, ah I mostly wear trousers, who's gonna know? But yesterday I decided it might be nice to remind myself what ladys legs are "supposed" to feel like ; ) So I decided to be rid of my furry trousers and de fuzz them. I got out my trusty epilator* that I have used for many years. De haired the first leg -So oh lovely and smooth
"oh there is a girls leg under all that yeti hair" I thought to myself

Time for the second leg...

My epilator died, dead, gone, no longer to work. Not the fuse-oh no just eh machine. Leaving me with one lady leg and one very un-lady leg.

I decided to buy a cheap one to replace it to day to finish the job. Hobbled to the store, hobbled back, opened the box admire the new purchase ready to de hair the other leg, I was also worried about getting into any accidents on the way, you know the fear of lying in hospital and being seen by a handsome doctor only for him to notice my extreme gorilla leg, (I mean that is just eh thing that would happen to me)
However after all that hobbling carefully there and back this epilator only came with a 2 point plug???
alas I only have the standard 3 point plug sockets : \

Was I evil in a former life??

I think back to bed would be a safe option for the rest of this month : |


*(for those that don't know, an epilator pucks hairs out from the roots, leaving hair free, smoother for longer legs)