Chocolate on a black list!

Louisas Birthday is a very sad one, no chocolates, no cakes or other delicious things..Only a couple of not very mouthwaterin slices of Apples!
And one tiny candle which is not edible..
Louisa has to slim down in a record time, so the only things to chew for the next couple of months will be apples, carrots, bananas, rice..and what else?
A tiny bit of chocolate every fortnight so she wont give in before any obvious results..
That would be torture for me!
No chocolate for a fortnight, I would rather go to jail like Paris..