British summer - time for some funny fruit and veg

Had really hoped to be out and about round the Galloway coast but it's pouring so we are staying in watching the tennis instead. Bought some Scottish strawberries for lunch and found this one at the bottom of the punnet. I got the little dish it's sitting at the Bluecoat craft fair in Liverpool as a present for Mum, a handmade porcelain salt dish and spoon - wishing I'd bought one for myself now!