Fridge Raiding.

After school...
-dump bike outside door,
-pretend can't remember it should go in garage,
-dump bag inside door,
-pretend cant remember it should go in the cupboard
-dump blazer on floor
-pretend cant remember it should go on the hook
-open fridge
-dump food down throat
-pretend cant remember name when getting told not to eat everything in sight.

Motto-
Better to ask forgiveness later than ask permission first. If you smile a lot Mum will let you do anything.