O Brien.

"Hey Liz",( the barwoman), "Dya still want ta learn how ta milk a cow?"
"Shooa, O Brien, jesht shew me the caow!"
(Liz is from Liverpool)

"With dem big sthrong arrims on ya, Liz, youll have nearra problem with the tits!"

"Mine, or the cows, O Brien?"

"Anny tits ya like, Liz! hehehehe....."

Wicklow still rocks to the Odd Time.....