Antipodian Marriage...

On an infinite timeline the combination of a Scot and an Aussie married and living in Scotland is bound to lead to what we managed today.

Scotland is known for producing more than ample enough precipitation and Australia is known as a nation of barbeque cookers.

Can you see where I'm going with this?

Yes, today, I was barbequeing in the pouring rain. Not purely out of choice, more a necessity where food cooking apparatus was at a premium. Barbequeing under a brolly is a interesting way to do it.