ducks and chickens

"Am I alone in thinking it odd that a people ingenious enough to invent paper, gunpowder, kites and any number of other useful objects, and who have a noble history extending back 3,000 years haven't yet worked out that a pair of knitting needles is no way to capture food?

Bill Bryson


"You do not sew with a fork, and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles."

Miss Piggy