Bolt

I'm pretty sure, that is from my chair.

I'm pretty sure, it's a vital component.

I'm pretty sure, that the chair will collapse any minute.

I'm pretty sure, that if I sit fairly still and don't fart,
the chair will stay intact until I finish this job.

I'm pretty sure, that is a stupid thing to do.

Im pretty sure, that come the morn - I'll be doing essential repairs.

But you know what?

If I can hang together with a few screws loose, so can the goddam chair!