Camera avoidance strategy.

I guess I'm getting on a bit. Going to be my 13th birthday soon. Don't know what that makes me in human years, about 90 I think. Ah well, a bit wobbly perhaps, but I can still run around with the best of them.

Had a good roll on the grass today too. The man that looks after me and my sister was building something. I think it's another one of those things the birds fly down onto. The man that looks after us takes care of the birds too and he is always feeding them. They are greedy blighters. Not that I'm grudging them mind. They are messy eaters and they always drop stuff on the ground for me. It's particularly good when the cakes go out there. I like cakes but the humans never give me any. Anyway, the man was building and we were playing. Not too shabby I think!

That was before the stupid human with the box that squeals came out into the garden. I hate that box. She's always pointing it at me and it makes such an awful noise. It is so irritating and she always gets annoyed when I shout back at it. So, to keep the peace, today I went for a wander.

Hmphh, that went well and I don't think. I forgot these stupid plants sting. Maybe if I lick my nose it won't smart so much.