"Stalls to the left of me..."

"...Royal and Dress Circles to the right"

Up in London today to catch the matinee of Sister Act theatre show in the Palladium near Oxford Circus. This guy was outside the theatre directing hoardes of school parties in, constantly calling out "Stalls to the left of me, Royal and Dress circles to the right". We were, of course, stuck in the middle ;)

It was a fun show though.