Elevator Safety for Dummies

To whom it may concern,

It has come to our attention that some of you have taken to hanging out in the bottoms of the elevator shafts for breaks and other activities. While we in no way wish to infringe on your personal liberties, and fully recognize your right to do with your personal time as you see fit, please allow us to call your attention to this pictograph, thoughtfully provided by maintenance to illustrate the possible outcome of said activities when performed in said locations. A well-informed workforce is, after all, a more conscious one.

Thank you,

The Management


P.S. - We have received your complaints about the smell in elevator #4, and have installed additional air fresheners in an attempt to rectify the situation.