She's back!!

And eating my Pringles. Pat wandered off to the West Coast for a couple of years, but now she is back.

When I came into the house she said 'I've had a crisis, come and see'. Worried that she had cracked the Belfast or set the microwave on fire I followed her the the kitchen. There was a bottle of wine with the cork skewered by a corkscrew but still firmly sealed.

'I couldn't open the wine' says she.....