total dump

We, The Family Dog, are what I affectionately call 'bloody dumpers'. I used to think we didn't have enough storage, you know for dumping the crap in, but now I know that we're just lazy bums.

See a space? Fill it with crap.

See a surface? Put mess on it.

See some more mess? Put mess beside it.

See a bag? Stuff it with mess and then leave it on the floor for 2 weeks.

See a pile of mess on the floor? Step over it.

Why spend 5 minutes picking up some crap when you can spend an entire day cleaning up huge piles of crap all over the house, only to then begin the crap/mess cycle within minutes?

Guess what I'll be doing today?