Fresh fruit anyone?

This is the weekly fruit delivery to our office - there are four of us. In order to get through it all my colleague Caroline runs around like the fruit police, force-feeding us grapes until we cry.

The price of fruit really irritates me. I'd love to buy lots of lovely fresh fruit like this for me and Andy, and it would get eaten, but a bunch of grapes costs the same as a bungalow and goes off in two days.

How does the Government expect people to eat healthy when it's so much cheaper to buy seven crap ready meals to bung in the microwave?

I had the office to myself today so sneakily scoffed all the strawberries and peaches. Mwahaha.