All Skirting boards dusted and cobwebs down !

All is ready for the visit today of My Polish visitors!!
I expect all will go well but it does one good to have a thorough clean of the place and do all those little jobs that keep getting put off,anyway heres a good TRICK should visitors ever turn up at your door without warning,as the car pulls up and you let out a scream of OMG Look who it is!go to the cupboard under the sink,and spray round Mr Sheen,or Pledge or whatever is popular in your land,before they get to your front door,of course,then your visitors will think you've been cleaning the place !!! when you have actually been sitting around knocking back G and T's ha ha ....enjoy Sunday xxb

More exciting tips later,perhaps I should write a book !!