Being amused

What happens when you arrive home at your front door and discover that your door keys are in the house and you are not?

You get someone to amuse Jakey the cat with a branch!
He turned up at the same time, anticipating a bowl full of his favourite nibbles, as he had been on patrol around the gardens for most of the day.

Fortunately there were no wheelie bins or bank workers in the vicinity.

The no door keys scenario is something I have not done for ages. Swapping cars about lead us down this route. Well just me, as it happens...