Dead Duck.....

...auctions Duck Island for charity. Yet another political dead duck has been offering blood money to charity to atone for his sins. Sir Peter Viggers has sold his publicly funded Duck Island. He probably can't stand the sight of the tasteless pile because it cost him his job when he was caught claiming the cost as a business expense. Elsewhere Tony Blair has cancelled his London book signing as he doesn't want a repeat of the Dublin protest; well done Dublin.

Elsewhere, elsewhere scientists now think the solar system is 2million years older than previous estimates, which can't be right because everyone knows that George God made it 6000 years ago.

Rigor mortis has set into my legs after yesterday's run; I've been hurpling around the office all day.

London tomorrow and the Tube strike has started......huzzah.