Dentist

Spent the past few days working myself into a froth as I hate going to the dentist and I also knew I was about to part company with a couple of my tusks. Anyhows sat in his torture chair and he began byfaffing about taking impressions with that sludgy stuff that sticks to your chops for days! Then he said thats us done!
"done" I said, "thought you were going to pull two teeth"
"I'll do that the next time as your plate will be ready by then!!!
Arrrrggghhh so now I have a further two weeks to worry myself rigid about the impending extractions!

Not fair!
Have a good blip day all