Courtesy of Thomas and Michael

This is cous cous, butternet squash, broccoli, red peppers, tomato, asparagus, basil, spring onion, pomegranate, pumpkin seeds, mustard, parsley, roasted garlic, black pepper, lettuce and Edamame. With a lemon and herb dressing.

Hmmm. Remember when tea used to be a gigot chop, mashed potato and peas. With tinned peaches for afters ?

Was rather surprised in a branch of the 2nd biggest DIY retailer in Europe when, rather than being served by an retired octogenarian carpenter, I was confronted by a lad who looked about 12. Though not as surprised as he was when I told him off for not stocking an Edinburgh necessity. Tsk.