It's just a box.

One thing that I find really annoying in our house is cardboard boxes. The reason I find them annoying is because once they have served their usefull purpose, the kids get their mits on them.
Then they become sacred objects.
Objects so sacred that even when they're not being played with and you're just about to throw them away, a supernatural force lets the kids know that the boxes are in imminent danger and they turn the water works on because you were going to throw the box away.
And even if you throw them away, a week later one of them will ask where 'that' box went, the one that i put my cars in.
Then they put their sacred objects in the boxes which makes them a billiongazillion times more sacred.

I have hundreds of the buggers in the house, all laughing at me because they know their safe whilst the children are around.

Well you know what cardboard boxes, i'm coming to get you all, hahahahahaaaaaaa.