security cam self portrait part 1

Extract from conversation log from Security centre 536-20 SE-Tes02

Agent 1 - Yes, I think he'd have gone for that any day of the week
Agent 2 - Sure he would and with XXXXXX. What did he want anyway, at least there was a car to be had.
Agent 1 - Hey S.... look at this
Agent 2 - What's up now?
Agent 1 - cam 45, S.... what is this?
Agent 2 - Where which one?
Agent 1 - 45, 45 it is him again, what the hell is this guy doin', same guy again takin' photos
Agent 2 - Where is 45 based again?
Agent 1 - It says Edinburghshire.
Agent 2 - That was the same guy yesterday, we gotta speak to someone
Agent 1 - You get XXXXXX on the line now, the store is T....
Agent 2 - I ain't callin that guy, your turn Mister ......


Apart from spooking the local superstore, getting many a funny look from staff having cigs outside, as if I were checking out the place for some late night smash and grab, I thought I'd try for a self portrait.

I'll have to wait til I hear from the authorities before posting part 2

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