Not mushroom here

They were all bunched up, ready to listen to the main act that was about to hit the stage. Such uniformity, all with the same hair style, well you have to be in with the in crowd.

They were all jostling for the best position between the foliage, but then the wall curtain came down and an announcement that the fungilectables had to cancel. They were sorry but artistic differences and the lack of fresh orange in the green room were contributing factors.

Not long after, they split, some went on to form the Chitinous Flying Agarics, others went sporadic, and one went detrivorous. None had the success that they had previously, but luckily there were chat shows and book deals to help them through the worst.