You dirty rat.

He managed to get ready, get to the rendezvous, dook for apples, retrieve some eyeballs from a slimy bucket of worms... then complained that he wasn't feeling very well.

After having to suffer many jokes about how pale he looked, he eventually managed to convince us he really didn't feel well and didn't want to go out guisin so we took him home to find he looked almost as pale once the make up came off.