Warning - Adult Content.

So I am up in the Midlands to attend a conference. Since it is the land of my people I am staying with my parents who I have not seen for a little while. My mother is a psychosexual therapist and while one can have a little too much " "penis" conversation at the dinner table it is certainly never dull. My favourite moments over the years include the occasion when a small child produced a dildo at a family party much to the amusement of great Aunt Madge ( " I have seen one before you know") and the moment when my mother handed out flavoured condoms to my friends stating " Don't use the Pina Colada ones for oral sex 'cause they rot your teeth". Anyway, I was amused to see the reading material that had been left next to the bed in the room where I am sleeping. Titles include" The New Male Sexuality", "Dealing with Erectile Disfunction", "Mens Sexual Health" and my personal favourite, " The Ultimate Guide to Fellatio". Flicking through it includes delightful input on a range of topics including waxing for men, public fellatio and the flavoured penis ( Pina Colada anyone?). I note that the other side of the bed has just one title on the bedside cabinet...The SAS Survival Guide. Make of that what you will.