aim high my child

other parents start their children in ballet lessons or violin academy when they are only 3. Me, I am much more realistic. Street sweeping from 6, petty crime age 10, alcoholic training from 13, moving on to hard drugs by 16. It makes much cheaper in the long run as they can live in a hostel or on the streets and I won't have to pay any college fees.

Even the cows don't believe me. But we're still not sure what she's up to. And she processed it herself.