And something warm to come to

With Age, comes maturity.

And also the added blight of facial hair. For men, this is not so much a problem. For the maturing woman, the last thing she wants is a moustache, or goatee, to finish off the sophisticated look she has set to achieve.

Henceforth, from mid-30's onward, you must collect one of these little pink tokens from the bathroom, warm it between your hands. Apply to your face, and then rip the little buggars from the roots.

It would have been a self-portrait, but my moustache and beard area are too inflamed.

It would have been a used wax strip, but you might have died had you seen just how much hair i had to remove.