I hear you talking ....

The woman who lives in this little box is starting to annoy me!

Everyday am dragging my sorry ass to train station and she sits inside her wee box and announces, ever so polite, 'I am sorry, whichever train you were waiting on has been delayed / derailed / cancelled, please wait for further announcements'.

Erm, it snowed Friday? Last week! Hasn't snowed again! Are the rails too cold to go to work?

Aha ! Now I understand, she has a man in the box with her, together they are having fun - while I stand in four layers of clothing and freeze my bits off!