Plural???

There's clearly another Pensioner out there somewhere - well, according to the Scotsman. I suppose I should be flattered by this imitator. It's not so clear what we're at risk of. Cold? A swift pint in Kay's at lunchtime with a plate of haggis and one in the Doric after work. Both cosy howfs - in fact I was even able to unbutton my cardigan.
I was then all set for the main event - some beers and a Roman Polanski film (Knife in the Water) at the boat club. Fekk - cancelled due to the weather. I fear I am now at risk of pouring a wee dram before 9pm.