nobody wants to steal your partner anymore

example: psa for cancer, league against cancer; "nobody wants to steal your partner anymore"
source: http://www.ibelieveinadv.com/2010/12/league-against-cancer-collector-beach-castaways/

analysis:
"nobody wants to steal your partner anymore"

another pro of regularly getting screened for cancer, detecting it early on, and thus successfully beating the disease and being gifted with the wonderful chance to grow old: there's no competition of someone trying to steal your life partner. um... i don't know about that. elderly ladies can be rather feisty, and elderly men are such sweet talkers.

here is another commercial from this cancer awareness campaign: urn