Grim Fan

"I haven't had that many weird encounters with fans, thank God."
Vin Diesel

"It's very little trouble for me to accomodate my fans, unless I'm actually taking a pee at the time."
Harrison Ford

"England is one of my favorite places. The fans are just so crazy."
Britney Spears

"Law of Probability Dispersal : Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed"
Roger Angell

I've been blipping too long. I saw this extractor fan in the ladies loo here at work, then returned with my camera to take its photo. That's not right, is it.

Please send help......

It's more FANtastic in large.

Oh dear.