Cows in a field...

Field full of cows, which one's on holiday?
The one with the wee calf (week aff)!!!

10 cows in a row, which one is an arab?
Coo 8 (Kuwait)!!!

2 cows in a field, one says to the other, "Eeee, I'm a bit worried about all this mad cow disease going about." The other says "I'm not worried about that at all, I'm a helicopter!!!"

Meet Fiona who grazes happily on the banks of Loch Achray in the Scottish Trossachs.