Word Play?

I'm indulging the children in Roald Dahl texts at the moment and they've all picked up very quickly on his word play. I felt it fitting that when I cast my eyes over my daily plan that these words jumped out at me!

In Other News
That's parents' evenings dealt with! Always brings up a few classics.

Me: So, do you have any concerns or questions regarding xyz's report?
Parent: No.
Me: Is there anything I can help with?
Parent: How they improve?
Me: Did you read the targets section?
Parent: No. Why the working towards. Why not achieved?
Me: Did you read the comments I made here?
Parent: No.

Brilliant!

Now off to fill my belly with Sarah!