Bertie

This is my mothers new puppy Bertie.
Cute as a button but such a little narky-hole too!
However for the first time since my father passed away in October 2009, my mother is laughing again.
Her days are now occupied with potty training Bertie.
Phone calls are as follows:
Me: hello
Mother: what, hello?
Me: any news?
Mother: em, no no really, BERTIE, BERTIE? what are you doing? Are you having a shite? ya little fucker. Did I tell you Betty fell again? BERTIE GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE? Jesus Christ I have to go he's after shitting right in front of me...

Footnote; My mother is not Chris Rock