Good Morning(side)!

This is the first view that met my eyes this morning. Utterly glorious.









Okay that's not entirely true. If we don't count the very first image consisting of a large pool of drool soaking my face in the foreground and, in the background, my bum, then the above statement holds.

It was a truly magnificent act of contortion. Sexy and dignified.

I opened my eyes and, whilst keeping completely still (and whilst drowning in my own saliva), just stared at my bum. Looking at it in complete confusion as if it were an Escher drawing thinking "How can my arse be over there?"

My neck hurts.

Toodle-pip