Snappybiatch.......

....and Lazybiatch chillaxin' ;-P


I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. ~Author Unknown

I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward. ~G.K. Chesterton

I named my dog Stay so I can say, "Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay." ~Steven Wright

If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat. ~Author Unknown

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
~Robert Benchley (THAT'S FOR OPENDOOR, CRAFTYNINI, JOE, PIP BUT MOST OF ALL HARRY :p)

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear ~ Dave Barry

Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats

I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better ~ George Bird Evans

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. ~Steve Bluestone

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912

From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog. ~Mabel Louise Robinson