Say It With Cheese

This might have been more apposite as yesterday's Blip but no matter. Flowers, cards, champagne, chocolate - all a bit banal really. If you really want to impress, then what you should have got was one of these - a nice bit of unspecified dairy product hacked into an approximate heart shape (complete with cheesy Cupid's arrow). I'll bet you'd never forget the look on your partner's face if you handed over one of these beauties - "I saw this and all I could think of was You".

In my opinion, it won't catch on. I'm sure you'll let me know if I'm wrong as you're sitting at home tucking into a truckle of your favourite, so lovingly supplied by the person who knows you best. I'll be very surprised if anyone does.