The most hilarious thing happened today. I got back from doing some more darkroom stuff and was absolutely starvin marvin. So I thought I would have a baked potato and beans... as you do. I'd baked (microwaved, I'm lazy like that) the potato and took it out to cool down as I microwaved the beans. Beans finished, I pushed the microwave door button and the door flung open, hit my potato, the potato hit some bowls, bounced off the bowls, landed ontop of the dishwasher and rolled along the top and fell behind the dishwasher. Literally couldn't have planned it, it was EPIC.
Anyways we could only pull the dishwasher a certain amount forward so we had to get a garden fork to skewer it out.
That fact that it was funny overrode that I was extremely hungry.