What a Pig!

School Disco: A power slide to the latest in the pop charts (let's face it, he ain't gonna hear that shit in this house) a few fizzy haribos, a carton of E-numbers finest amd a face painting stand.

"Would you like to be Spider-man?"
"No."
"A Dog or a Cat?"
"What about a funny Clown?"
"No, thanks."
"Look at the cool Tiger!"
"Don't like it. I want this one." *points*

"Are you sure?"
"Ooh yeah! *snorts* please Mummy?"

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