Who's been eating my porridge?.....

....actyallu, that's a metaphor, as if uoy didn't know. Who's been frickin' aboyt with mu keuboard? Ha fycking ha.

Working from home today to cover school holidays for Owen and his mate.....herding pre-teens whilst trying to work....now there's a torture which should be banned under the Geneva Convention.

Still, on holiday tomorrow, the start of a long weekend. Nancy is remaining in Edinburgh to study for her finals, Owen and I are going to London as tourists. Jolly good what.