What?

..what me?.... No, it wasn't me!..... I just don't know what you mean?..... I suppose I can see why I might seem like the prime subject, what with older brother and Daddy absent on a 'Shape Walk' (aka trip to tesco) and Mummy washing up* in the kitchen. But just because toys have been removed from their boxes and strewn around liberally you always assume that I'm to blame when clearly it was much more probably the messy house gnomes. In fact, you just missed them Mummy.

* yes the dishwasher has broken, again.