I don't usually go to doctors, but today I went to a heart doc and they did an ultra-sound and put something on me that I wear for 24 hours.

I balked..."Nobody said I'd have to wear something for 24 hours. How am I going to fit this thing under a cocktail dress?"

As if I even wear dresses - as if I would wear a cocktail dress, and what the heck era was I pretending I lived in anyway? Ha! I was just being obstinate.

They just kept being nice. Ruined everything. So, I am wearing it.