Drink up me 'earties yo ho!............

Aaarr, avast ye lubbers!

This Friday be Comic Relief and this be me nose fer the day!

The movin' pictcha of ye crew of the Good Ship BOSC warblin' the ditty YMCA be ready. The crew be mustered, Roger the Cabin Boy, Master Bates and Seaman Staines are all aboard, all we be missin' be ye parrot.

Larffs will be had and pieces of eight will be plundered to send off to foreign climes and as the sun dips below the yard arm me and hebs will sup some grog.

Me or hebs will find a way to make sure ye all see the movin' pictcha.

Can't keep this up much longer me hearties so I'll leave yer with me favourite Pirate jokes.

Where do you find Buccaneers?

Under yer buccan hat!


What's a horny pirates worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty!

Das vidanya , mateys!