This is the life!

Itchy

One day I was sitting in this huge cage in a Glasgow pet shop with wee eejits coming up to me and calling me names. Some day I thought, someone will come and rescue me from this insane place with weird fish, screeching parrots and screaming weans!
Then lo! did a little girl not stop by and ask to look at me. The shop assistant grabbed me and shoved me in front of what seemed like a nice child. I'll take him she said, great, at last a home of my own away from this chaos and insanity. I was stuffed into a wee box and travelled what seemed like miles then I was set free into a big house all of my own. At last. peace perfect peace! Aye for two weeks, then I got shunted out into a big box on a veranda with a crazy psycotic rabbit and the biggest Guinea-pig you ever saw. God, I thought, get me back to Clydebank quick. However after a day or two the psychotic rabbit settled down and introduced himself as Evil Rabbit and the guinea-pig said he belonged to a group called the Vatersay Boys who were from Barra and always drunk and played music 24/7.
Anyhows, I am now learning the Gaelic so I can join in with the Gaelic songs. I'm not too sure about the psychotic rabbit though! I'm not turning my back on him, thats for sure!